there's a bomb up there, ladies and gentlemen.

I am

Wed, 07 May 2008 01:43:22 GMT

THOROUGHLY disappointed with my speakers inability to play bass in any way shape or form.
I'M TRYING TO CLEAN MY KITCHEN HERE.
Oh well. I'll take what I can get.

Dear french onion soup.

Mon, 05 May 2008 23:37:26 GMT

I'm never ever going to attempt to make you ever again.
Especially if all I get out of it are big thighs, stinging eyes, bleeding fingers and a lesson learned.
I sliced my fucking finger on the mandoline for you.
And I spend $12 on gruyere cheese.
Fuck you, soupe a l'oignon.
Im going to stop typing before I get any more blood on my keyboard.

Mon, 05 May 2008 17:29:30 GMT

I swear I've heard a child's voice downstairs. That is so wrong. Children are not allowed in my house.
Especially when it's 10:30 AM and I've woken up late and I'm in my underwear and all the clothes that I WANT to wear are down in the basement.
Good.
Fuck their shit, I'm going to get dressed.

god damn

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:09:27 GMT

I never use LJ anymore.

shoop da woop

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:33:16 GMT

i'm now all up in vox.com.

bruiser.vox.com

MISSHAPEZ 1!!1!

Fri, 28 Jul 2006 18:20:43 GMT

mood - sleepy

i am tired.
yesterday was long.
woke up at 4:30 am to wish the french girl a safe trip home. i didnt end up doing that, actually. i stayed in bed and tried not to fall asleep as a spider conquered my room. Then i did some laundry (the first of three loads that day.... with the same clothes.) and went to babysit at 8:00. i got there and the kids were still asleep so i took a three hour nap. or rather, three one hour naps. then i read some of their books as they watched tv in the back room for a few hours. then the mom got home and i got paid. WITH A CHECK. i was quite annoyed. i was going to the raconteurs that night and i wasnt going to be able to do anything with THAT.
so i got home and did some laundry. (second !!!) and then i found out that the owen pallett show in portland that i have been looking forward to for about a month is 21+. even though our tickets are already bought and i almost cried, seriously. then i myspaced and whined some on my slow internet until 18:00, when i did makeup and stuff. then ellenas mom picked me up and we went to the concert.
okay, so get this. the line went AROUND the corner and towards the back of the venue. then it turns out that we couldnt bring cameras inside, so we had to call beata and get her to pick up my camera so we wouldnt get it taken away. then we got inside and up to the balcony ( :[ ) and sat down and played tetris on our phones and listened to the dig your own grave ep and the arcade fire for about half an hour. or an hour. then the first and only opening band started and they were okay. then this girl sat down RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME and i couldnt see a dang thing. then the raconteurs came on stage and we stood up, so it was okay. omfgz jakc wite rulez. seriously. it was really fun, even though i felt bad because i didnt know any songs except the single. we danced and stuff.
when it was over, we lept/ran/hopped/skipped to westlake while screaming the arctic monkeys at the top of our lungs to get starbucks before it closed. then !!!!! then i saw some raverz i knew across the street :[ and we started like. freaking out. well ellena did, i wanted to go across the street so see if it was really them. then we sat outside and made fun of the misshapes in nylon and waited for beata to get us. then we went home and i think there was puke in my toilet.

Sun, 02 Apr 2006 02:32:57 GMT

hmmm.
a lot of shit hasbeen going down lately, and its really not that great to think about.
but anyways.
i'm almost not a creepy freshman anymore, i'm getting my act together.
i've decided that i'm going to have one kid,
name it tatum,
and raise him by speaking french all the time.
haha.

uhhhh
okay.
photo walks are the best, by the way.
and cold sunny days.

seaside for spring break !
me and flora and my grandma.
:D

alki, march 12 2006

Wed, 15 Mar 2006 00:38:08 GMT

ahh, alki. a great place. flora and i went there today.
we met up downtown. and waited like half an hour at the bus stop with some cute asian girls. they ruled.

then we took the bus to alki. and while we were walking, i jumped on a wall and fell.

we ate some fish and chips and got to da beech.
we had an adventure, if i've ever seen one.

feetsies ! only the beginning of our excursion.

flora's big catch after a long day of fishing. a 24 footer !!

and mine.

then we found a hand in the water !

it was scary. it tried to attack our shadows. then i threw it to the ground and beat it.

flora's near fatal encounter with a great white.

beach find. the greatest gift ever unearthed. they looked even better with my ray charles face.

we donated them to our new friend, sandy mcsanderson. they suited him better.

then a cheeseball horned into our conversation.

then i fell into a pit. not really my day, is it.

the other pit.

flora sat on a log. not my fault she's boring.

i sat on the log, but i made it exciting.

then we had a chance encounter with sandy's cousin, randy mcsanderson. he's kind of boring. nobody likes him. he's a heavy drinker and is a poligamist with lots of problems.

everybody harrass this guy ! http://www.myspace.com/djboo

i said "i hope we catch our bus." knock on wood.

flora fell off the boring log.

i decided to sack a small town.

fishing lure or pokeball ?

pokeball, i guess.

butthole.

scene kid and cheeseball.

aaahhh.

then we went home. and talked about books.

Sat, 04 Feb 2006 08:30:29 GMT

i'm not even going to bother putting in a mood icon for this post. the fact of the matter is that i am in a terrible mood.

today was great. until i got picked up.
i got some more fucking hatemail.
when will it end, i ask you.
i just dont even know who i am, i dont know what i want to be, i dont know what i want out of life.
the guy i want most i can't have.
some girls like chelsea need to really get the fuck over themselves.
chelsea, i haven't had a valentine since the day i was fucking born. you are 10 times as pretty as i am. dont sink so fucking low.
valentines day isnt even a real holiday.
my life genuinely sucks. it really does.
i am quite literally angered to tears.

Fri, 03 Feb 2006 08:22:19 GMT

Fri, 03 Feb 2006 05:26:55 GMT

[ mood | Thankful ]

today was incredibly good.
i woke up at 7. I was supposed to catch my bus at 7:05, but i guess that didn't happen.
anyway.
my mom drove me to school and i was almost late for my final, but i wasnt.
the science final was eeeasssyyy.
then i sat in the hallway and watched aphex twin videos on marianne's computer and listened to the neon blonde cd that i got yesterday.
but we had to go back inside so rena and i talked to randall.
funniest kid ever, let me tell you.
anyway.
then we went to third period where we had. i dont even know what it was. i think it was a final.
then my computer broke so i had to start over.
and then madison showed up and her chair was gone so she laid under the desk and i laid by her and nobody saw us and it was great
and we threw raisins at things
and and and then i drew this

the most attractive man on earth

then we left for the ave
and went to buffalo exchange where i like. embarrassed myself.
and got a cute sweater/shirt
and went to yunnies and got bubble tea and ate popcorn and played speed with ruby for about 2 hours
I AM THE QUEEN OF THAT BY THE WAY.
and then ellena madison and i left (after everyone else did) and there was an attractive man on the bus.
wooo.
and um.
then i got home and took a nap.
went to my guitar lesson
then ate chinese food.
and here i am now.

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 00:29:15 GMT

[ mood | Complacent ]

This week has been great so far, even with all my finals that I hadn't studied for.
They're easy-peasy.
IfyaknowwhatImean.

I'm excited for next semester. It's going to be great.
I'm going to
+ Drop Latin
+ Take Independant Living instead.
+ Take either Japanese or French next year.

Because I hate Latin more than anything.

I've made it halfway through this year. More than enough fuck-ups, so this is going to be my turn-around year.
I'm also going to make some changes to myself.
+ lose weight (And don't be like "ogmoggmogmo marty u r so0o0o0 skinny" because in retrospect, I am not.)
+ grow my hair out and bleach some of it.
+ sell a lot of my clothes this weekend and get a whole new wardrobe.

I think now is the time to do my makeup and stuff.
I will update again later.

payce.

love,
666.

BLOOD BROTHERS

Sun, 29 Jan 2006 20:04:15 GMT

[ mood | sleepy ]

BEFORE THE SHOW.
okay, so we had gotten there at about... what. 11:45. AM. we sat around for a while and drew pictures (after our journey to the 99¢ store) and took turns getting lunch (we = me, flora, and sarah) at the pike place market. which rules, by the way.
Then miranda, bailey, reny, lyra, sev, and a bunch of other people started to show up. erm. just to hang out for the time being. we went back and forth from westlake a few times.

it was just us hanging around for a really long time. we cut each others hair and gave eachother mohawks. ohgod i mean fauxhawks.

THEN JOHNNY WHITNEY AND THE OTHERS SHOWED UP. (this was around 4:00)
it took us about an hour to get the guts to talk to them.
(we got one with jordan too, but i looked really. really bad. dre molested the poor guy.)

there was another band before TAAS, but they were boring and i fell asleep and therefore i will not talk about them.

THESE ARMS ARE SNAKES
were amazing.
the lead singer put on possibly the most erotic show i have ever seen. straddling monitors and whatnot.

(this is my favorite picture ever.)

after this, there was minus the bear. by this point, we were dying of thirst and exhaustion so josh and i went back to sleep. the bassist asked us if we were really that bored and we were like "OHGOD WE ARE SO SORRY WE'RE JUST TIRED AND OUR HIPS HURT" because people were pushing us into the stage. which was conveniently placed at the height that it would break our pelvis if pushed enough.

BLOOD BROTHERS
nothing really to say here. johnny whitney is a saint and put the fan towards us and signed my plastic dollarstore numchucks.

i didn't get many pictures because i was quite busy stealing thread from johnny's jeans.
hahaha.
BUT THEN AMBER LIKE. GRABBED HIS BALLS. I FELT BAD FOR THE POOR GUY.
but then later i grabbed his ass soooo.....

hahahhahah.

Then everybody left and flora and i were outside for a really long time waiting for her dad, and this drunk lady was being like. escorted away and it made me really mad.
i hate people, i really do.

anyway. then we went home.

the end.

quotes of the day
"I think i'm going to have one of those mini-apples."
(malori and i were at the chocolate factory with one of her friends, getting out of the cold, and they were actually marshmallows.)
"do you like my thword ? itth plathtic."
(ali bought a plastic ninja sword at the dollar store and was waving it at people in their cars while we were jaywalking like madmen.)

Sun, 22 Jan 2006 06:26:24 GMT

[ mood | Indifferent ]

Ellena's over.
w00t !!
we baked probably the best brownies. ever.
with candy canes on top.
:D

And now we're watching Burnt Face Man.
ahhh.

pictures tomorrow.

Fri, 20 Jan 2006 02:38:17 GMT

[mood | Frustrated ]

this girl Val makes my stomach hurt.
She makes really mad.
>:[

I have a headache,
I embarrassed myself in front of a boy today
(IT WAS SO. FUNNY.)
My ankle collapsed underneath me...
BUT I FOUND MY HIT CLIPS !!!

and I woke up from a nap today to my cat sitting on my face.

but overall, a good day.

Tue, 17 Jan 2006 23:59:54 GMT

[ mood | Loved ]

Lovely day.
I think the guy that I like likes me back.
People at school liked my hair.
"Hey, Lauren, are you going to go see Scott today ? Tell him I say hi."
HAHAH.

What a great. Great. Day.

erytauihgjksfzn,

Tue, 17 Jan 2006 06:30:09 GMT

[ mood | Thankful ]

I'm a bit surprised.
Today has been better than I expected.
I woke up at noon, though, which was definitely not okay.
I helped my grandma start to move in next door, and she said I could have concerts in the basement, hahah.
I didn't get yelled at,
and gave myself a sweet. haircut.

But yea.

Tomorrow will be wonderful too, I hope.

But usually my good days are followed by bad ones.

We can only pray at this point.

Tue, 17 Jan 2006 02:48:21 GMT

[mood | Accomplished ]

i cut my hair.

now its kind of steps and a faux-hawk. i'm working on it though.

mincemeat pupils

Mon, 16 Jan 2006 23:50:59 GMT

[mood | Bored ]

third post.

my grandma is starting to move in next door.

i am buying a keyboard from johnny. bless his soul.
but its going to be $45.
i'm going to try to haggle.

haha.
because i'm only getting $21 a day and I need money for Aphasia.

dfgjks dlfsgdfg sit usredf.

Mon, 16 Jan 2006 22:07:42 GMT

[mood | Sad ]

So it's come to my attention that I haven't been the ideal friend lately. i.e., I can never hang out, I'm always frustrated, etc.
It's not my fault. My parents are twats and my grades are going down the toilet and I've been getting hatemail in the bushels.
I'm trying to be very stoic about this, but it's harder than it seems. At first it was really funny. Like, how immature can these people get.
But then it started coming from my own so-called-friends.
And then it started hurting.
Sure, that picture was insensitive to most people. I saw it as making light of the situation. If you were there when it was taken, you would have understood much better.
So I have decided that I only have three close friends. Three friends who I could tell anything to. The rest are just casual acquaintences.

I want to go out today. But my parents are gone and nobody's doing anything or telling me about it.

How frustrating.

:[

Mon, 16 Jan 2006 21:53:46 GMT

[mood | thirsty ]

oh god i am so thirsty.

dfshkjgjgls .

wgaghhga.

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 04:02:25 GMT

i'm going to bomb san antonio.

Thu, 12 Jan 2006 03:44:25 GMT

i hope 2 people choke.

i'm the devil.

666.

thats all.

Wed, 28 Dec 2005 06:30:18 GMT

oh god i am home oh god.

here is a log of the first day of the trip.
which was okay after this day, by the way.
that rhymed three times in one sentence. that is inexuseable.

Day One. Almost over. Jesus Christ. It’s like 5 PM, and one of the most stressful days of my entire life. We missed, like, three trains to Florence because my dad kept leaving to get stuff (I’m not blaming him. I’m really frustrated at him though. Beyond belief.) and I bought a can of Pringles for lunch and everybody. Ate. Them. I even paid for them myself and nobody even asked me politely. So I was really grumpy and nobody would leave me alone so I literally curled up in a corner of the hotel when we got back and cried. I hate it here. I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate it. We’re out of Rome. I hate it there. The Colosseum is a disappointment. Don’t go there. There are tourists everywhere and you cannot get a good picture to save your life. I hate tourists. I hate people. I hate not being able to understand anything here. I hate how taxi drivers try to kill you. I hate how the person who said he’d miss me most hates me and acts like he likes me only when he’s stoned. I hate how I can’t be mad at his girlfriend because she’s so amazing and perfect. I’m really frustrated and upset and I want to go home. I miss my cat. I miss my dog. I miss all my friends. It’s really trashy and shady here and scary and I’m probably going to die. Everybody smokes here. Nobody spits. The men here are much more attractive than American men. But they all have girlfriends. There are no attractive women here, not that I’m one to judge. There are in fact Italian black men. They are scarier than American black men. That was not intended to sound racist. I have discovered how much I hate slow walkers. And how much I hate it when somebody doesn’t know something but you do and you tell them and then they get mad at you because you sound like a smartass. And helpless people. I hate it agghghhh. Once you’re out of the city, it’s amazing. I’m really tired and cold and hungry but we have some more Pringles. So I’m going to eat those. I’m excited for Christmas. At least I’m spending it with family. My dad got me the Bloc Party CD. He told me. Score, my mom just gave me chocolate. Ew, it’s gross. I don’t know whats in it. Oh Nevermind, its okay. No it’s not. Agghhh get out of the tunnel get out get oh its okay.

mind you i was really frustrated because we had missed like 4 trains and i wanted toget out of rome immediately.

Wed, 07 Dec 2005 04:10:35 GMT

wow okay so today. i was really upset about _____________ so
i had a nervous breakdown in math class and almost got hit by a car.